Human Hibernation

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

(via baby-its-you)

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa, via sprinkleofenchantment)

rneerkat:

people who use ;( to indicate crying should realize that it actually looks like youre sad about something but wont let it get past your flirtatious drive

(via fuckyeahloldemort)